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Dennis finds him at home eating Thin Mints and realizes his sister and father have gone around his back.

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The next day at the bar Mac complains about the women's inclusion and sulks off. Dee and Frank decide to make their own instructions for the cult and tell them to invite women, begin learning carpentry, and purchase Wolf Cola. Dee and Frank tell Dennis to be more aggressive with his brainwashing but he refuses. The next day at Paddy's Pub the cult members wear yellow stickers on their foreheads, believing they will give them vitamin D. Dennis tells them they have to slow roll the cult. Frank also wants someone to eat a literal shit sandwich. Frank wants Dennis to get some new-age tail into the group so he can sleep with them, and Dee wants them to rebuild Dennis and Mac's apartment. Later, after the cult has left, Dennis arrives and tells Dee that Ass Kickers United was a fake group he made up to get Mac to stop eating his Thin Mint cookies. They tell her they're seeking enlightenment via the way of the warrior in a group called 'Ass Kickers United.' As she and Frank enter her apartment they find Charlie and Mac working out with two other men. 'Asskickers' isn't just a hot new way to work out it's a way of life.and maybe a cult.ĭee is frustrated that Frank is coming over to her apartment to use her bathtub as a Turkish bath, claiming that she's reached her wit's end with Dennis and Mac's residency.

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